I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

As we wandered through the alleys of Old Town Prague, we came upon the most peculiar museum EVER.  We simply couldn't pass it by.  "IT" being the Sex Machines Museum.  What is that you ask?  This is not for the faint of heart.  Republicans... this is your warning, turn back now.

It's 3 stories of museum dedicated to "mechanical apparatus" from ancient to modern times... use your imagination.  No, not even your imagination can deliver the full impact of this museum.  

The best 250 crowns ($12) I've spent thus far.   While looking at one of the "exhibits," and assuming we were the only English speakers in the room, Stacie said "What would you do if something like that came at you?"  Without missing a beat, a random man replied "run, run far away.  Do not look back, just keep running."  We both laughed until our sides hurt.  I think I may have nightmares tonight.